What happens when

What happens when u cross a "jataiyu" (the one that L-) died fighting ravan over sita)....with zabardast jaat english..?
Dabas (would u be friendship with me)

What happens when u cross dabas and *****("donkey was"--> convert to hinglish) ...
Puri

What happens when u cross a mountain slope with a mute dog..?
Thodee aka Agneesh

What happens when u cross a giant panda with a personal computer..?
Anubhav

What happens when u combine a police officer and a cameraman..?
Tushar....Code name ANNA..!

What happens when u cross Linux with Duniya kee sabse gandee larkee..? (iti)
Ashish

What happens when u cross PJ (poor jokes) with PJ (pati of j***) ..?
shanky ...shashank

What happens when u cross a giant water tank with a pair of matchsticks with a pair of bad bad slippers borrowed from ITI (now naye studs :D).. ?
Ankit Khani

What happens when u cross ankit with "kabhi kabhi ___"..?
Puri again :D

What happens when u cross A mountain giant and a dhokebaaz that only teaches IB as he ignores his best friend khetarpal..?
Ankush khurana AKA IB lover :D

What happens when u cross iTa (leapord) and rna (leader of khoji dasta) and free dominoes pizza and free CCD mugs(wid hearst all over them) and Water cooler and everyone else ka LPD..?
Aditya Khetarpal (chhetarpal) --> leader..!

and finally
What happens when u cross a scientific genius with a philosopher..?
Pratyush B-)

ok ok ^ also obtained from crossing some bad bad with some more bad bad bad with a purse and sankalp in our hearts and minds :D