Sunday, December 9, 2012

I have Recovered the account.

I went through the trouble of getting this back.

@Aadi.. tere rokke ke din delete kar donga blog..

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Super heros --> the origins

Ankit Agnish-thodee

he ws a mi6 agent...back in 1930 there ws a training prgrm in which mi6 decided to send agents to moon so tht the agents cud improve there speed but during thodee's training aliens attacked the thng(wtever thng they used to send ppl to moon in 1930)only thodee survived the attack
when armstrong landed on moon in 1967he found thodee ws already there. slow environmnt f moon hd an effect on thodee.he became slow..very slow but tht ws an advantage .he ws being usd in movies 2 prfrm slow motion stunts. during the bullet dodging scene f matrix a bullet hit agnish ..in his chin..his chin ws nt a chin ne more...chin/thodee...his thodee cud move in various capacities...his xceptional thodee dance made him the winner f jhalak dikhlaja 3 his partner ws sudha

Tushar Wathare-Anna

tushar ws an astronout nd white he ws the frst prsn to go into outrspace rm isro the space ship bslv(black satellite launch vehicle)hd an accidentnd he ws left to float in outrspace.in a desperate attempt to survive he merged wit the surroundings nd gt his super powers on his way back to earth he saved the planet TAMIERLA and hence ws named anna by their kineen rajnilalita

Pratyush
or barbar as we knw him is nt what we think him to b bt he is a highly efficiently desgnd robot thats y they ve so few spoons nd plates in their house nd he hs a hablatel 8086 processor which does nt hav a alu bt hs 1tb bus line which supporsts faster transmsn f senseless wrds 2 d vocal elemnt which hs d cababilitry f barbaring 24*7nd nt frgtng d highly manevourable limb which cn take various shapes nd prfrm unreqd thngs in the middel f the nite nd to frgt his capability f demandng irrelevant thngs like digital pen cycle boxing gloves.

Ankit Khani -
this big head superhero ws evolved thru genetic engineering he didn hav a massive head since birth ..once got into a fight over a gal (kaushik) wid vaibhav hu smashed his head over a dispute inlovng 4000 rs... this big head guy didn realise his superpowersuntill he visited this niec colg. he ws mockd evrywhere he went ...there r so mny jokes abt his head he bot hti rilly xpensive nike cap but smhw it cudnt fit wel... he evn got a break at marvel comics as hammerhead whereby he cud smash against walls ... he ws used in anthr movie fr speciual effects 300 it ws hsown tht zurksis men fired so many arrows that it covered the sun bt it ws nt the arrpws tht covered the sun it ws badasar

Aditya hot cool sexy-
he is wolverine

chronicals of the chutney....

no am not talking abt a person.....
its the latest, fashionably well chosen "thing" that we do..!

u know...!
all u have to do is pretend that u are holding a ....ehhh......catori... ;))....
and throw the contents of that catori at the person in front of u..

all the credits for this latest development go to "anubhav" ...
some people believe that anubhav is only a legend created by some of our seniors...
but we who have seen him....we know he is not juz a legend....he DOES exist
(yes he bunks college literally everyday)..


khair...
the contents of the catori....chutney (yes its obvious frm the topic)


it seems it has a few variations
of using a bucket full of the same thing..!
or even a mid air swinging version like that in the wanted movie..!



according to the creator....the person throwing chutni walee catori (future refrence CWC) is trying to immitate a great battle of spartans that happened many many years ago (not really)
when the great warriors of a country utterly defeated an ugly looking coward (no no wait he was actually a tree.....or maybe a plastic bag..who knows).....
recieving chutney throw means that u shld now shut up...or simply " u are a loser"...

knowing anubhav...it can also mean "i want to get laid right now"...

who knows..! its a legend afterall.!
nd
I m back B-)
*2 posts in 3 mins*
*blush*
cycle
kick boxing frm south ex
Dhoni
40 gaun

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Prerna weds Aditya

This is the wedding of the season...!
Adi Punjab jaa rahaa hai...prerna ko lekar...apnee shadee karne.. /)
Aadi "katrina kaif" kee "singh is kingg" walee saree pehen kar ayega...aur prerna "tux" pehnegee.

dono "anna" par baith kar punjab jayenge...


(side note : prerna hates ashish.....sab jaante hain..kyunkee usne aadi ko chidane ke liye uska no. DJ se liya thaa...jo maine yaad kar liya...aur sabke phones se missed calls maar deen..) :D


chalo back to shadee.....

background mein "raja kee ayegee baraat...rangeelee hogee raat..aur *****... yes ofcourse uske saath anu bhee nachega :P "

fere chal rahe hain..mangalsutr dalne wala hai (dramatic moment)..achanak se ishaa bhaagtee hueee aatee hai.... NAHEE..!!!. yeh nahee ho saktaaaa :((.....