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Ankit Agnish & Ankit Khani (Respectively)

What happens when

What happens when u cross a "jataiyu" (the one that L-) died fighting ravan over sita)....with zabardast jaat english..?
Dabas (would u be friendship with me)

What happens when u cross dabas and *****("donkey was"--> convert to hinglish) ...
Puri

What happens when u cross a mountain slope with a mute dog..?
Thodee aka Agneesh

What happens when u cross a giant panda with a personal computer..?
Anubhav

What happens when u combine a police officer and a cameraman..?
Tushar....Code name ANNA..!

What happens when u cross Linux with Duniya kee sabse gandee larkee..? (iti)
Ashish

What happens when u cross PJ (poor jokes) with PJ (pati of j***) ..?
shanky ...shashank

What happens when u cross a giant water tank with a pair of matchsticks with a pair of bad bad slippers borrowed from ITI (now naye studs :D).. ?
Ankit Khani

What happens when u cross ankit with "kabhi kabhi ___"..?
Puri again :D

What happens when u cross A mountain giant and a dhokebaaz that only teaches IB as he ignores his best friend khetarpal..?
Ankush khurana AKA IB lover :D

What happens when u cross iTa (leapord) and rna (leader of khoji dasta) and free dominoes pizza and free CCD mugs(wid hearst all over them) and Water cooler and everyone else ka LPD..?
Aditya Khetarpal (chhetarpal) --> leader..!

and finally
What happens when u cross a scientific genius with a philosopher..?
Pratyush B-)

ok ok ^ also obtained from crossing some bad bad with some more bad bad bad with a purse and sankalp in our hearts and minds :D

I....

One of the smallest ...and hence one of the easiest word of the English language.
A very diverse word indeed... contains worlds in itself and in its implementation.
perhaps used more than any other word by any individual ... so what is I..?

well to begin with...I is not a word at all...but a concept...a concept of singularity that ideally should not exist in human nature... a concept that was rooted in the nature of mammoth....along with another called extinction....
the one absent in ants ....giving way for another called survival.....

society is what keeps us alive...
we need others....they give us food water and even air....they design our clothes...get us the xerox and prints...give us the gift of internet....clean our tables....submit our bills....get our mail....make us those wonderful games....give us life...and finally take us to our grave....

but we cant just stand up refuse the existence of a word such as I....
so here and now...i change the meaning of the word I....
I now is not just me as an individual.....but all of us ....as people who agree at what is being said or written... we share our ideas...our thoughts... our goals ... our paths... and as long as we have something to call OURs....
WE shall be I..

I here in this place...is not 1...but many...

About the topic

And a few (very few) words about the topic.
Its literal..if u are here reading what i write...u HAVE to point out my mistakes...not in ideas, but in representation of those ideas.

I just want to write...but as long as i write, i want to be correct...at least grammatically. :D and so i hope for everyones complete cooperation.

Mind u, the author of this blog is a VERY VERY lazy person, and is capable of dying on u anytime without any prior notice.

What is this..?

To tell you the truth...i have no clue..
i am no writer...am just an ordinary person who has a take on everything that is happening (and for some odd reason is in a mood to write today)...

So why am i here..?
Most people make blogs for one and only one reason...they want to be heard..
Me...I have no intent of showing this blog to anyone...well..lets say, almost anyone :D
All the posts in here are mine and mine alone..for right now...they will be nothing more than mere amusements to anyone else....
Such fragile is the nature of ideas and information....they are swept away...


I am not allowed to suggest anything here and now...why u ask.?
because most of the topics that can be talked about are termed "sensitive" and if i had anything to say about them ...anything other than the morally good but otherwise absolutely impractical (pardon me) BULLSHIT ...anything even remotely close to the truth...i will be flamed by every single organization known to man.

So here i am trying to paint a picture on the canvas...with only water....and a hope that some day i will be able to color it with reality...and show it to the whole world..
some day...i will have a platform where my words would matter....where my ideas could change the world...change lives...
That day...if I too am lost in this vast expanse of shallow souls....i will know where to look back...
where to find my real self again...This here...is my insurance before i leave the childish dream of euphoria and enter the reality...

THIS IS ME.